One of my favorite time-killers is reading tweets from Jesus_M_Christ, then jumping to his (should that be capital H?) Facebook page and reading his wall posts. Here’s one of the best tongue-lashings that I’ve seen on Christ’s wall:
You think this is funny dude? I don’t like how you’re mocking Jesus Christ like this. The One who was beaten to death and hung on a tree. It was all for you people. Like Him or not, this isn’t cool. At least have some respect! You don’t see/hear us Christians mocking You! We respond with Love. Please forgive them Lord, for they do not know what they are doing.
Jesus_M_Christ couldn’t be reached for comment. (I really tried, too.)