ABC censors asleep at the switch?

I laughed when I heard this on “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apt 23” and wondered how the passage got past Disney-owned ABC’s Standards and Practices people:

“James Van Der Beek — the ‘Beek from the Creek’ — yeah, we dated for a while and then decided we were better off as friends. We really weren’t compatible genitally. Imagine trying to fit a cucumber into a coin purse. So yeah, now he’s like my gay BFF but straight.”

* “Don’t trust the B—- in Apt. 23” on Hulu