Best Craigslist ad of the week

Tickets to Apple’s upcoming Worldwide Developers Conference are sold out (they were $1,599 apiece), but one techie is willing to do a lot to get a ticket. He writes on his Craigslist ad:

I’m willin [sic] to legally change my name to yours in order to buy your ticket. To sweeten the deal I will perform the following duties on your behalf for one year:
- Jury duty
- DMV license/registration
- Any of your court ordered community service up to 40 hours
- Visit your senile grandfather once a month
If your name happens to be Jebodiah there is an extra $500 bonus.

* “I will legally change my name to yours for a WWDC ticket”

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