Death Notice of the Day: He hated vegetables and hypocrites – and loved the ladies

William Freddie McCullough – divorced three times — “adored the ladies,” according to his death notice in Saturday’s Savannah Morning News. “And they adored him.”

There isn’t enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie’s past. There isn’t enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude). He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy’s. …..

Freddie was killed when he rushed into a burning orphanage to save a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories.

* Obituary for William McCullough (legacy.com)


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