Newspaper: Never attempt to eat a baby!


Just to be clear….

There is never any excuse to harm a child. The impulse that I described in this article does not take the form of an urge to literally bite, chew, and digest a small infant. ….

I hope that you will not only stand firm with me in refraining from infant cannibalism, but that you will also urge your friends, family members, and neighbors to do the same.

* Why do people want to eat babies? (
* Eating babies isn’t cool – no matter what great recipes you read in the Monitor (