Kids these days with their quirky rodent descriptions!

I’m having a hard time picturing this thing, Washington Post

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This was sent to me by a reader who “was really wondering how the description got past the censors.” He adds: “It’s not so much that it bothers me as it surprises me. But maybe the final readers are ok with that. . . kids these days.”

Yes, “kids” like Washington Post’s Gene Weingarten, who recently got his pubic hair poll into the Post after many years of trying. (Gene’s 62, by the way.)

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