[UPDATED] Stop the presses, Illinois media!

Maybe they’ll even salt the pasta water for this special occasion.


What similarly “newsworthy” press releases have come out of your governor’s office? Please post in comments or send me an email.

— via Reid J. Epstein

* Check out the photo of Gov. Quinn cutting the Olive Garden ribbon (facebook.com)
* Read the full Olive Garden “wait is over” press release (illinois.gov)