What we might see in Mitt’s Monthly

After reading in the Los Angeles Times that Mitt Romney is considering a monthly newsletter to keep in touch with supporters, Michael Schaffer went to work and came up with priceless pitch to potential advertisers.

An excerpt:

MITT’S MONTHLY will not simply be a newsmagazine. Rather, it will feature reporting and essays sure to appeal to the full spectrum of readers, from private-equity managers to Olympic Committee chairmen.

And one thing we can guarantee is that the magazine will never become boring and predictable. In fact, it may take a different editorial stance each month! …

In this time of socialism-induced economic uncertainty, becoming a launch advertiser in MITT’S MONTHLY makes sound business sense. And becoming a subscriber is crucial for anyone serious about taking personal responsibility for their lives.

* Mitt Romney’s new magazine: a preview (tnr.com)