Hamilton Spectator correction: Security guards will *not* keep watch on a butternut sapling

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From the satirical story:

Once completed, three security personnel specially trained in botanical protection will keep watch on the butternut sapling in rotating shifts. The guards will carry Tasers, and the cost of the initiative is $380,000.

* The satirical story (hamminthenews.com) | The correction (thespec.com)

— h/t @sladurantaye

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