If reporters tweeted what they were *really* doing at work…

After reading my “Stop bitching and start tweeting” post on Tuesday, a Romenesko reader who requested anonymity sent this:

If reporters tweeted what they were actually doing, it might be like:

Nothing on the daily budget #isitfridayyet?

Check #FB

Talk with podmate about weekend #partylikeajournalist

Text newsroom hottie #partylikeajournalist

coffeeGo to the cafeteria for coffee #whenislunch

Surf the net, catch up on newsroom gossip, watch viral cat video #whenislunch

Call source, who is out to lunch #whenislunch

Post photo of #lunch on #igram

Back from lunch, no calls #worldcup

Source calls. We talk about his weekend #partylikeajournalist

check #catsofinstagram

Email editor that source says situation is unchanged #breakingnewsornot

Editor says story project has been pushed to next month, will ‘get back to me’ on #tweaks

Chat with cute intern about weekend #partylikeajournalist

Talk to podmates about going to karaoke bar after work #partylikeajournalist

Karaoke bar with newsroom hottie #woohoo

#Igram of newsroom hottie doing #karaoke #partylikeajournalist

Or it might be this

Hour two of board meeting #boredshitless

yawnHour three of board meeting #blahblahblah

Board approves consent agenda without discussion #corruptbastards

Board opens meeting to public comments from #wingnuts in #tinfoilhats #craycray

Hour two of public comments #megacraycray

Who’s up for karaoke? #partylikeajournalist

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